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Autist

An insult used to classify someone who has to much autism
John was such an autist when we were arguing
by Dale I’m 3D June 24, 2018
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Autist

Someone who breaks their computer mousepad
Ex: Theodore broke his mousepad, he is Autist
by abys33 September 10, 2018
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Martial Autist

An evolved form that a high functioning autistic person obtains when they are shown TMNT, Naruto, Kung Fu Panda, or Dragon Ball.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
Martial Autists are extremely deadly, armed or unarmed. You'll be much better off avoiding any fights with them
by Pokedex #184 February 3, 2020
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con autist

A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.
Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!
by Aethertigris March 25, 2023
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Autist

A person who holds a dislike of or prejudice against autistic people.
I would feel harsh and different as an autist.
by iamnotmyself June 24, 2022
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autistic rizz

The natural rizz that any autistic person is gifted with
I have that autistic rizz 😎
by Semicolon618 June 18, 2023
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autistic porn

When two autistics are having handstand sex, and the one on the right had a seizure just after having an orgasm, and the other keeps going until having a seizure themselves.
I was doing some autistic porn, then I was rudely interrupted by a seizure.
by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017
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