astronaut in the ocean

What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy

What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

by niggadick9000 December 24, 2021

Astronaut Highschool

Welcome to the “A” where hoes have sex near the auditorium and always wanna have “beef” but not fade about it. Where nobody knows anybody unless your somebody. Where girls walk around the hallways stomping clapping and singing annoyingly (the cousins) but nobody fucks with them because everybody ducks with them. Where big bitches wanna fight lil girls and act tough until I wanna fade and duck off. Where administrators don’t care about the students until something happens and the mulllet boys are finally cutting there mullets off. Where girls get abortions like they change their underwear. Lol welcome to Astro.

“Don’t you go to astronaut highschool??”
“Yea surprised I haven’t unalived myself”

by Big dookie ville May 9, 2022

Astronaut Game

The act of suicide by putting a plastic bag over your head and duct taping the opening closed around your neck

Fuck a rope, I’m gonna play the astronaut game.

by bread from a yeast infection June 10, 2019

astronaut food

A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.

She realized she was only his astronaut food, and didn't mean anything to him.

by xxxtine March 30, 2007

Astronaut head

Possessing an extremely large cranium.

Kendra Wilkinson: The skydiving helmet wouldn't fit since I have astronaut head

by biza0re July 12, 2009

Astronaut Ice Cream

Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.

"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."

by FigiBI323 February 3, 2017

astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.

Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20

by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 4, 2017