Asshat

A person, regardless of gender, who is so much of an ass that they wear their ass proudly upon their head, a literal crown to the glory that is their assholyness.

"Phil is such an Asshat..."
"Yeah, I hate that guy..."

-Everyone ever.

by BigFudge07 May 14, 2015

Asshat

When your head is so far up your own ass that you wear it like a hat!

You not see what is before you, because you are such an asshat!

by TashDoll August 24, 2015

Asshat

(noun)-Somebody who is being a complete jerk to everybody, and is uncontrollable.
It's almost as if they have an invisible hat that says, "I'm an ass!". Hence, asshat.

(Plural: Asshats: A group of uncontrollable asses, usually young, immature boys, who are being complete jerks to everyone.

Phil, quit being an asshat and get your act together!

(Plural)-Tom and his buddies are being real asshats today.

by The Hankerchief January 4, 2009

Asshat

Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.

Anyone who know's Clay would agree, he's the biggest asshat we know.

by This makes me smile January 26, 2011

asshat

people who submit retarded definitions to UD

the person who wrote this is an asshat

by big asshat January 23, 2007

asshat

one who is useless or unnecessary, as attempting to wear a hat on one's ass is.

"We need that asshat on our team like I need a new asshole on my forehead."

by Knotty1 February 7, 2010

AssHat

An Asshat: someone who is a complete idiot OR verbal abuse for someone you are angry with OR a greeting for someone you dint want to see

'Hey You!'
'Hey Asshat!'

by HairMetalGlamRock January 23, 2007