Ashlyn

She is an amazing human. Her dirty blond hair is really pretty. She’s super cute. Her blue eyes are the best thing ever. Her love for pigs is indescribable. I love her so much.

“I just met an Ashlyn,” bob said, “she’s the best human ever. I love her. THOSE EYES. Hers thicc. Jk she’s not thicc”

by [e-mail] November 10, 2019

Ashlyn

Sexy as hell. The hottest girl you’ll ever meet. She has really nice b00bs and gets told that but many people. She’s talllll. She Snaps people a lot but only her close friends, has guy friends but if your dating she’s loyal asf. Wifey material. When it seems like she’s ignoring you she’s probably just at work. She’s redneck and country as hell and not a damn Shamed of it either. Only wears boots and boating shoes. Loves to fish, work on the farm, drive (even though she only has her permit). Obsession with music, plays it 24/7. Adhd asf lmaoo. Has her moments of being retarded as hell.. though to be dropped by her mom as a baby many times to end up this dumb, but also has her moments of intelligence :) She’s stubborn and ain’t afraid to beat a bitches ass who talks shit but she’s the most loyal and amazing bestie u ever had as will be by ur side no matter what.

My bestie is Ashlyn, and she’ll whoop ur ass if u talk shit behind my back again. (She will too ;)

by atyomommashouse_69 November 26, 2021

Ashlynned

Verb meaning to get impregnated, and then your parents make you move to a different state just to get away from the baby daddy.

Man 1 "Dude, what happened to Jenn?"
Man 2 "Dude, she got ashlynned!"
Man 1 "What!? What state? Who's the dad?"
Man 2 "North Carolina because of Matthew!"

by Russian Bacon June 5, 2011

Ashlyn

Fucking shits herself every day and smells like straight shit. She looks like shit and eats like shit she’s basically just a living shit.

Damn look at my shit, it is an ashlyn

by Ashhhhhhhhlynnnnnnn October 16, 2020

Ashlyn

Ashlyn is the flyest bitch u will ever meet, no one will ever compare to a Ashlyn. She will always have the best eyelashes in the whole town and can out drink anyone. If you’ve got an Ashlyn keep that bitch ya simp.

“Did you see Ashlyn at the pub?”

“Yes she is always the most lit and best looking drunk ever!!”

by Fukbitvhesgetmoney66 November 22, 2021

Ashlyn

Ashlyn is a very creative girl, her eyes shine no matter what, She is a very loyal friend although if you call her names like Evil or Anoyying and u say it when she's angry, watch out, she's gonna pout! Unless ur her best friend, she will forgive u eventually.
an Ashlyn likes music as well as art and she is a very sensitive person.

Person: Did u see Ashlyn today?
Person 2: Ya, he eyes r radiant

by RadiantLight November 26, 2020

Ashlyn

Ashlyn is Ashlyn and that is good.

Ashlyn's name is Ashlyn x

by chickensrgreat November 17, 2021