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arsebandit

a arsebandit is somebody that loves anal, commenly used at a unsult
dude, seen him over there? he's a arsebandit.
by ec,mrijidjkjvkli549809 January 12, 2010
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Lipstick arse

When U find yourself trapped in the John scared to pull up your expensive Calvins simply due to your Rusty Bullet Hole apparently feeding a single unpassable turd slowly out onto the paper as if someone had hidden a lipstick dispenser up your arse and was slowly turning the base!
Look, its not my fault, OK? I got a fucking Lipstick Arse situation here! Go on without me and Ill catch you up!
by ..WiL May 19, 2005
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Eat the arse out of a low flying duck

so hungry that if the opportunity arose, you would in fact, eat the arse out of a low flying duck
im so hungry i could eat the arse out of a low flying duck
by beardo_d April 22, 2010
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Arse Bandit

Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual

Arse (meaning bottom, bum, rectum, anus)
Bandit (as in thief, Highway man, mugger)
by homo-humper October 1, 2004
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arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.
"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"
by gogggg February 10, 2006
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Arse cream

Hey bru? Do you want some tooty fruity arse cream with your braai?
by Krusty71 May 18, 2017
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Skelpt Arse

Colloquial Scottish for an ass that has been hit with either a hand or object.

A smacked fanny (US English)
A spanked bottom (UK English)
By the time I'm finished love making he's gonna have a skelpt arse.
by daveyutah February 6, 2013
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