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Afghani Afterbirth

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Sloppy Susan.
Dude, I played the craziest game of Twister last night. When I was told "left foot blue" I accidentally gave Chaz an Afghani Afterbirth. Needless to say, Saturday night is no longer Twister Night.
by tpatora October 12, 2009
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Arghavan

she’s the most gorgeous, beautiful, adorable, and the cutest girl, friend, and person you’ve ever met in your life.

once you know more about her you’ll fall in love with her, her personality, and everything more and more.

also she can be so serious and crazy at the same time.

her hair is as beautiful as the dark starry sky and her eyes are always sparkling like they hold the whole large and small Magellanic Clouds in them.

you’ll never regret trying things you haven’t tried before with her because she just knows how to make you the happiest and make you feel like you’re having the best time of your life.
B: is arghavan rlly as good as you always say:

A: oh my gosh yes! you should talk to her. i promise you’ll be like boi I wanna be friends with her too
by no fun clown December 12, 2020
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Afghani Kush

The kind of kush that makes you sleep for days.
He smoked that afghani kush brah!
by Pablo_Diablo December 29, 2010
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dirty afghani

When you are fucking a girl in the ass just after she's had a poo and afterwards you take your dick covered in poop and give the girl a "poop unibrow".
I was fucking a girl in the ass, right. She must have had the biggest shit ever just before we did it and she didn't tell me. To get that sloot back I gave her a dirty afghani and then we lived happily ever after.
by BrendanSh June 11, 2006
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Afghanistan

1. Afghanistan = Afghanland in english
2. The People are called Afghan(s)
3. Population around 30 million (2005)
4. Afghanistan's money is called Afgani(s)
5. Located in Central Asia
6. This country is also refer to as THE SUPER-POWERS' GRAVEYARD. since alot of the worlds super powers were defeated there.

7. The only country in Asia to stick up for them selves.
guy1: hey how much afghanis do you have?

guy2: Sorry guy! i'm broke , i ain't got no cash on me.

guy1: Them afghans are tough?right!

guy2: yeah! Did you see how they kicked
communist ASS!
by janetgurl August 29, 2005
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arga warga

The sound of being gobbled up by two mythological dogs, Folleree and Folleroo, from Russell Hoban's excellent "Riddley Walker."
Ful of the Moon Ful of the Moon,
Ful of the Moon nor dont look back
Folleree Folleroo on your track
Oo hoo hoo Yoop yaroo
Folleree Folleroo follering you
If they catch you in the darga,
Arga Warga
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Afghan kush

Very expensive Kush From Afghanistan. I heard it was like 3 grand a pound, but that must be in the states or some shit. Gets u fucked to the max though
Person 1 - "Man i need some good Kush"
Person 2 - "man I hear Afghan kush is the best"
Person 3 - "indeed"
by kyle121221212 January 28, 2009
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