apex defecator

A person, who by virtual of their physical size or dietary habits, produces bowel movements that dominate the fecosystem.
Ben froze in his tracks and backed slowly away from the stall, breathing only through his mouth. From the carnage within, it was clear he had blundered into the lair of an apex defecator
by The Working Dead July 01, 2016
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Apex Predator

Apex predators (also known as alpha, super, top or top-level predators) are predators with few to no predators of their own, residing at the top of their food chain. The have no need to evolve because they have reached the top of the evolutionary scale.
List of Apex Predators:

Black mamba
Brown bear - (Ursus arctos)

Grizzly bear - (Ursus arctos horribilis)

Kodiak bear - (Ursus arctos middendorffi)
Cougar - (Puma concolor)
Gray wolf - (Canis lupus)
Jaguar
Jester Demonia
Human
King cobra
Polar bear
Tiger
by xJokerxx February 12, 2014
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Apex Legends

A actually good battle royale game that is going to save the gaming community from the hideous, Fortnite.
Wanna rape some kids on Apex Legends?
by Cow9 February 12, 2019
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Aesthetic Apex

A 2nd category myspace perfection group (often referred to as a "family" according to people on the group). It lies under groups like AP- Aesthetic Perfection, VIP- Vanity is Perfection, PD- Perfection Dolls. It's owned by Adanze. It's a difficult group to get into. You must have quality pictures, and be exceptionally "good-looking", but "good-looking" has a whole other meaning on myspace.
Things to do if you want to be on Aesthetic Apex:
1.) Have good quality pictures: vintage editing & glamour portraits.
2.) You have to at least be cute/good-looking.
3.) Write a good about me that describes you.
4.) Have a good layout that makes your myspace look bold and flashy.

If you do those things above, than you will probably get accepted onto the group.

After a member has been on apex for a while, they usually "grow" (get better quality pictures, etc) and they usually graduate and go on to better groups such as AP, VIP, PD, etc.
"Aww! she's really cute, and has an amazing personality, i'm going to nominate her to Aesthetic Apex!"
by eeee. January 21, 2009
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Apex Encounter

A rejoicing of sexual primates, if you will. This occur when two college ingrates attempt to conceive a child throughout the course of 3 months, using a different partner each day until literally a child is conceived during intercourse.
That was an epic Apex Encounter; the details: your first encounter will be on MM/DD/YY and TIME (EST) with one Mr. ABC. He's already been notified. You too will be meeting at location X. Congratulations on your first encounter. Many more to come!
by AttackTheBlock January 12, 2013
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Apex cunt

A person who is literally at the top of the food chain in being a cunt. A person who has hit the a list of cuntyness
Dave isn't just a cunt, he is the apex cunt.
by Stoli76 January 25, 2021
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Apex Redditor

The person that spends all of their free time on Reddit and earns the most gold or platinum. They are the top of the Reddit food chain.
Thanks for the gold/platinum! You can call me the apex redditor.
by Dreamscape009 July 07, 2022
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