omegle

chatroulette for ugly, creepy-looking, and/or old people.

You: hey!
Creepy old ugly Stranger on omegle: ASL!?!!?!! LOOKING FOR TEEN GIRL W. WEBCAM

by Masar February 22, 2010

Omegle

Definition:
A online website where Directioners can fangirl together and share their One Direction twitter names

Example:
Omegle
You are now chatting with a random stranger.

Say hi!

Stranger: VAS HAPPENIN!?
You: VAS HAPPENIN?!
Stranger: AHH DIRECTIONERS RULE!
You: Agreed! FANGIRLING SESSION!
Stranger: HORAN THE WORLD

by OneDirectionFangirl June 8, 2012

Omegle

A website that's pretty much full of horny bitches who are 40 and still live with their mothers. They usually try to talk teenage girls into sex or they pose and 20 year old strippers with big tits.

Typical Omegle Conversation-
Stranger: Horny male looking for a horny female to cyber with!
You: Nah, I'm good

by ThatOnePerson69 June 18, 2011

omegle

where you can trick random people into believing your lies...and argue about people taking steroids

Typical Omegle Convorsation:
Stranger: so yah if i were to take roids for 4 years i could look like that two but i wanna work for mine

You: i'm pretty sure he didn't take steroids...

Stranger: and how are you pretty sure?

You: well steroids give you a gross look

You: and he doesn't have that bulging look that steroids give a person

You: (btw it's not two, its too)

Stranger: ok and i know the difference between tontoo and two you gramar natzi

You: grammar*

Stranger: *to and too

You: two, to, and too

You: nazi

Stranger: no its natzi like german natzi

You: no its not "natzi" its Nazi

Stranger: grrrr

You: i think i would know..

You: i'm jewish

Stranger: ahhh

You: mmhmm

Stranger: ...

You: awkward..

by notArealJew November 18, 2011

omegle

where your postman wants to have a quick wank. He goes onto omegle hoping to find some boobies but ends up finding many willies

is that a willy?
how old are you?
do you want to see my willy?
wanted a wank so went on omegle

by i-am-percy July 3, 2014

omegle

a site that is composed of 80% indian men and serves as the sanctuary for horny, sex famished, indian men to prey on white girls

13 year old white girl: I went on omegle last night, and half the time I saw grown ass Indian men in their 40s whipping out their dicks and hitting on me, despite telling them that I'm only 13. The Indian men on omegle are the horniest creatures on Earth, period.

by theblackpirate March 10, 2021

omegle

Literally the breeding ground of f boys and f girls. if you are on there you are either horny, lonely, or a troll. 95% cause you are horny

wow you went on omegle? you are so horny

by exposer456 April 27, 2020