Almond dick

A game involving almonds being bounced off of a boner, into a cup or a open female mouth.

hey tom lets play some almond dick this friday

by wakawakacarlos September 8, 2010

Almer

Cool, Handsome and Smart. Always gets pretty girlfriends and Almer is very very very very extremely hot and sexy.

He’s very Almer

by Genidi123 December 29, 2018

almond mom

basically yolanda hadid telling her daughter gigi to eat half an almond after gigi said she was about to faint

„you know how my mom projects her body insecurities onto me?“

„yeah, she thinks we're still in the 90s. such an almond mom“

by materialgwoorl April 1, 2023

almond roca

Heaven in candy form. chocolate, toffee, almonds and walnuts.
The thing you use to make people fall in love with you.

Friend: you want some almond roca?
Friend 2: is it good?
Friend 3: dont ask just eat it. Stick it in your mouth, chew, swallow and then express you joy!

by iBadass December 22, 2008

Allord

A woman who enjoys the thrill of peeing standing up with or without a shenis. Often mistaken for a transvestite when seen from behind at a urinal, but can be confirmed female by a quick and brutal pantsing, inevitably followed by a quick retreat.

"I thought that bitch was a man, so I yanked down his pants but it turned out she was just an Allord. She sure punched like a man though."

by QueenMidas February 7, 2010

Algorithmed

Having your comments, art or videos hidden from view by an automatic process employed by a tech company, often as a result of a form of soft censorship that is built into the algorithm employed by the tech company to suggest or deliver content to a viewer.

Usually the algorithm selects which content to hide based on political or financial interests of the tech company or its internal culture, when it lacks the human resources needed to hide such content.

Half my videos are demonetised and the rest can't be discovered by new people because Youtube has me algorithmed because we talk about things they don't want us to talk about.

by TheSpeakerOfTheHouse February 25, 2020

Almog

Almog are the most smartest hottest and funniest person you will ever meet. They have a great looks and personality and they are very loyal , they care the most about their friends and family. Sometimes almog's are too extra and annoying but it's only because they feel comfortable around you. They will always be there for you and will never judge you no matter what. Keep them in .your life because they are the best

Almog- their always the hottest bitch/dude in the room and they not scared of no hoes so chile.

by Brianna559 June 10, 2020