When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process
by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022
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by BETHEX DANIELLE January 22, 2005
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B: Well, even if not ironically not being ironic or whatever, the fates sure have a curious sense of humor.
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