Dirty Alanis

When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process

Me and my girl are going to try dirty Alanis tonight

by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022

Alanis Morissette

A canadian dancer who later became a singer and an actress who is totaly bitchen!

Alanis Morissette kicks canadian ass!

by LClaire August 27, 2005

Bethex and Alany

best friends for ever. a combination of alex and bethany the coolest new jersians/californians. they are awesome beyond belief. their book club is so cool. dont ask to be invited, because you wont be.

Q: Who are those homedawgs?
A: The most awesomest, fetch-ist silent speed ball players in the universe.

by BETHEX DANIELLE January 22, 2005

Alanis Morissette

Not ironic a Canadian.

A: Did you know Alanis Morissette is Canadian?
B: Well, even if not ironically not being ironic or whatever, the fates sure have a curious sense of humor.

by So? July 7, 2008

Alanis Morton

A beautiful intelligent Scottish woman who could do anything she puts her mind to and anybody would be lucky to be with her.

Alanis Morton I'm happy that i know you.

by Afriendandnotinacreepyway May 28, 2018

to go Alanis Morissette

To obsess about getting revenge on an ex-boyfriend.

He borrowed $1200 and moved in to my apartment and didn't pay any rent, and then broke up with me by text message, so I had to go Alanis Morissette on his ass.

by Prospero42 May 19, 2007

ALANYS

Also know as "Lieutenant Ayden Hater", she has a sister named All of Deez which she spells as Alody and gets extremely mad when she set you up for a "Deez Nuts" joke and you make one. She also ruined Hispanic/Latinos for millions accross the globe.

I fucking hate people like alanys.

by Alanys Hater July 8, 2022