The Lucas Affect

An affect that takes place once you meet Lucas. It causes the victim to hate, dislike and or reject Lucas, even if he has done absolutely nothing for you to dislike him. It may take month's for the affect to take place but you will inevitably hate him at one point or another.
Popular fag :Jeez... Lucas is such a retarded faggot I really really hate him!

Hot girl: what did he do?

Popular Fag: absolutely nothing.

Hot girl: True! Welp thats just the Lucas affect.
by starwolfe34 March 28, 2018
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Hotline Affect

The affect that takes place generally in a work environment that is predominately male in which the few women that are in the environment take on a much higher level of attractiveness due to the highly offset penis to vagina ratio. The women in this situation are aware of this and often act very slutty and carry themselves in a way that draws attention to their assets.
Guy #1: "Dude (woman's name) looked so hot today, I would totally fuck her in the copy room."

Guy#2: "No way man! Its the Hotline Affect blurring your vision!!"
by I am Right February 28, 2012
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The Leonard Affect

When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.
Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.
by Dontsayfuckinmycar November 20, 2016
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Object of affection

Essence given to an inanimate object due to its relation to a good memory or memories. Usually people save these items and take care of them for a long time because of the emotional value given to the object
Person 1: John won’t ever sell that old Ford Bronco, won’t he?

Person 2: It was given to him by his late father when he just turned 17, he died two months later after he gave him the Bronco. It’s one of the few memories that he has of him, and it’s now an object of affection. There’s no price tag to the memories he lived in that suv.
by Mr. Horowitz July 05, 2022
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the stormsy affect

The Stormsy effect is the process of year 8s becoming wannabe roadmen due to listening to a tormsy song once. Although it was originally Stormsy, many other rappers and drill artists have this effect, including OFB, Russ Millions, Tion Wayne and (rarely) Central Cee. This is an extremely worrying theory and has brought up questions about the quality and mental capacity of the country's future generations.
that girl has been a victim to the stormsy affect, so sad to see her waste away like that.
by the speaker of truths May 30, 2022
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ewww affection

When you are a sarcastic hoe who wants to be shown affection but you don't wanna admit it anytime someone shows you affection so you use sarcasm so you don't have to admit you like the affection.
Jorden: gimme a hug! *hugs Lilith*

Lilith: Ewww affection

Jorden: stop acting like you don't like my hugs

Lilith: I don't loser *proceeds to hug jorden back*
by 1800-hot.asf January 27, 2022
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Affection Tourist

Similar to a convenience friend, an affection tourist is someone who circulates around friend groups, focussing on particular individuals for as long as that person gives them affection/attention.

Usually an affection tourist will latch on to those who invest in the tourists well-being and/or emotional state. It is rare for an affection tourist to invest back.

Sometimes an affection tourist will target someone new when they need something, like they break up with their partner and need some sympathy. In this situation, they will be super friendly to the target, becoming their temporary best friend until their affection needs are met and move on to the next target, usually quite suddenly.

Once the continued affection is depleted/starts to wane, or someone else offers attention, the affection tourist moves on and barely speaks to the previous person for some considerable time, not out of dislike for that person but just because they can't be bothered as that person has nothing to offer the tourist.
"Sarah? Yeah we used to hang out all the time, but she's an affection tourist. She hasn't called me in months. She spends all her time with Jane now."

"James broke up with his boyfriend last week. I hadn't heard from him in months, but suddenly he's all about hanging out with me and doing stuff. It's great but I'm not holding out much hope of it lasting because he's just an affection tourist. I'm sure he'll find someone else to be best friends with soon."
by AnonyX99 December 14, 2013
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