Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

Crafty-Sue

A person, usually female, who is obsessed with making craft items such as quilts, sewn items, jewelry, etc.

"Gwen is a real crafty-Sue! Have you seen the quilt she made?"

by kiKittymfa September 29, 2021

Crafty As Fuck

When someone squeezes out of a sticky situation or comes up with an Oceans 11 type of shit. The type of person who can talk themselves out of any situation.

I really thought Cylian Murphy's character was done for in A Quiet Place 2. He was Crafty As Fuck When he grabbed that water hobo and stabbed him in the leg and dove into the water.

by Sirch Ecallaw June 27, 2021

Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by anonymous May 30, 2023

Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023

Crafty Russell

Popping a miracle berry tab before going down on your significant other to improve the flavor.

Crafty Russell: I have no example To try & explain this term. Go try it out!

by Someone who misses their balls February 9, 2021

a crafty

A crafty is a well lubricated hand job from your better half, before heading out to nail 10 cold crafts with the boys down the boozer

Hey babe, sort us a crafty before tonight will ya

by Cjbrown1995 March 5, 2021