After finishing his mountain of calculus homework, Ted was craving donuts, walking into walls, and mispronouncing things. Upon awakening and remembering that he dreamt of finding the integral of tangent to the fifth power, he realized he had severe calculus brain.
by Doctor. Q September 19, 2011
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Calculus decided that it got tired of being scrawny, so it started injecting steroids and hitting the gym... then, it became Calculus 2.
Widely considered the hardest conventional math class at the university level, to pass this class, you need to be determined and willing to cry yourself to sleep every night because of how agonizing it is.
Keep in mind, Calculus 3 is Calculus 2 after forgetting to take PCP when it finished its steroid cycle.
Widely considered the hardest conventional math class at the university level, to pass this class, you need to be determined and willing to cry yourself to sleep every night because of how agonizing it is.
Keep in mind, Calculus 3 is Calculus 2 after forgetting to take PCP when it finished its steroid cycle.
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Student 1: "I'm taking Calculus III this semester."
Student 2: "Dude, you're fucked.
Student 1: "Actually I heard it is not that bad, what are you taking?
Student 2: "Calculus II."
Student 1: "I'll try to make it to your funeral."
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Student 1: "Actually I heard it is not that bad, what are you taking?
Student 2: "Calculus II."
Student 1: "I'll try to make it to your funeral."
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by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006
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"Hey dude could you help me with this Pre-Calculus problem?"
"No way man, I'm in calc 1- that shit is way too confusing for me"
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My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
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