Piece o shit rip-off of an iPod. Get an iPod instead of a zune.
Microsoft copied Apple by making a zune.
by I'm God July 13, 2008
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a terrible attempt to recreate the greatest mp3 player (the apple ipod). it is physically much bigger and it comes in terrible colors, brown is one of them. it is touted for its ability to send songs wirelessly over WiFi, but when the person receives them they can only keep them for 3 days or 3 plays, whichever comes first. its so far been a bomb, and Bill Gates should bend over and suck Steve Job's dick. the zune also supports like 4 times less file formats than the zune
Person 1: man i just bought this zune
Person 2: oh thats gay, my ipod supports many more file formats and it looks about 50 times better
Person 1: well i mean i guess i bought it because i feel sorry for bill gates. i mean the guys company has taken a back seat in terms of innovation and overall creativity, i might as well be nice to the guy
by Brendan Hans Kirchner March 12, 2008
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A piece of shit device released by Microsoft. The "awesome capability" to beam music to your friends is another example of Microsoft copying Apple. This technology was introduced IN 1993 ON THE APPLE NEWTON!!! Piece of shit device that nobody uses. If you think, have you ever seen someone with a Zune and not an iPod?
Person 1: "DUDE! I got the new iPod Touch!"

Dickhole: "Well I got a Zune. I trust Microsoft more than Apple. It may be a brick but I can let my friend listen to a song twice! Microsoft is so smart with its wireless beaming technology!

Person 1: "Cunt."
by SuburbanWhiteBoy November 13, 2007
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To invest time, money or resources into a doomed or failing project.
The entire project was zuned from the beginning.
by steven cyanix February 26, 2014
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The mp3 player made by Microsoft that's giving Apple a run for its money. I have one of these myself, and it's really good. I have the Zune HD, which is the newest model. Some people still have iPods for the convenience.
Zune marketplace is far better, because you only have to pay $15 a month to download anything and everything you want for free. TV shows and some LEGENDARY music still costs you a little bit of money, and not everything from iTunes is available. But it's at least better than paying $0.79-$1.29 per song.
Jon: Oh, hey, is that the new Zune?
Darren: Yeah, it's got great battery life, and a marketplace that doesn't rip you off.
Jon: Why do I still have this iPod?
by ExAxis November 27, 2011
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3rd generation Zune device by Microsoft. Release on September 8th, 2009.

The device has a large OLED touchscreen. It also has features like WiFi and HD radio. It is mainly meant to compete against the iPod touch and other touchscreen media players.
Jeff: Yo gabe, what kind of iPod is that plugged into your stereo?
Gabe: Chill, this is a Zune HD. It kicks the iPod's scratched-up ass.
by Xiamhighx August 5, 2009
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