top zonked

When you're the highest you have ever been.

Stoner 1: "Dude, I've never been this high before."
Stoner 2: "You're top zonked, dawg."

by Centiliter March 18, 2020

Zonked To The Skies

Popularized by the book The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. It means to be very fucked up on psychedelic drugs primarily LSD.

1. Rafael: I'm so zonked to the skies !
2. Sunshine: Lets get zonked to the skies !

by JIBTECHWARRIOR June 22, 2008

Zonk a Bobo

Smoking a fat joint or blunt, usually in one sitting.

John: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Jake: Not much, just about to zonk a bobo.

by Durb0 July 21, 2023

zonked

Like zoomed but in a more aggressive manner.

He just zonked past me!!

by Gromlin June 24, 2005

bamba zonke

Common Rhodesian/Zimbabwean slang meaning "you take it all".

P1: all she does is shop using my credit card!
P2: She's bamba zonke!

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Zonked out

When you or someone is asleep and will not wake up.

"You where zonked out yesterday." Said Nicole.

"Yeah. It was a good nap." Said Linda.

by BabyMasterJR January 27, 2019

zelda zonk

A beautiful woman who looks like Marilyn Monroe. She is witty, charming and deep. She is attracted to powerful men especially those in the highest office of the land. She can do an awesome version of Happy Birthday

Zelda Zonk is a legend.

by jfp50 February 7, 2018