A small town located toward southern Florida, this ghetto town has many drug abusers, along with rednecks, and old people. If you turn a corner in this town and don't find a dumb fuck redneck, you're not in Zephryhills. The local bowling alley is filled with little kids who have nothing to do with their lives. The local movie theater is the nastiest building in existence, kids have sex in there, do drugs, chew tobacco, and every Friday you'll see a group of whores and Mexicans hanging out back of the movie theater.
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Nick: You wanna go to Zephryhills?
Josh: You mean that town that's filled with inbred rednecks and assholes? Fuck no, I'd rather shit in my shoe and call it a town.
Nick: You wanna go to Zephryhills?
Josh: You mean that town that's filled with inbred rednecks and assholes? Fuck no, I'd rather shit in my shoe and call it a town.
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