A country made up of multiple island, mainly 2 large ones, and, yes, many too politically correct whingers! New Zealand is NOT a democracy, by the way, and it has too many MPs, who are paid too much of taxpayers money so they can go skiing in Europe every winter and sunbathe in Tahiti every summer. It also has the highest rate of youth suicide and child abuse. The prime minister is commonly thought of as a female, but there are serious doubts about that...
by Trevor Mallard is a Fat-head April 4, 2005
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by Susurrus April 9, 2005
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Ps. you can say australians are mean, but really it's just that u guys are way to politically correct. australia bags everyone out and doesn't give a shit if u bag us out. we're not that sensitive and the reason the world likes us and acknowledges us (cos they dont even know who u r) is because we're tough.
Ps. you can say australians are mean, but really it's just that u guys are way to politically correct. australia bags everyone out and doesn't give a shit if u bag us out. we're not that sensitive and the reason the world likes us and acknowledges us (cos they dont even know who u r) is because we're tough.
if u want an example of how prissy new zealanders are, finish reading all this "we're beautiful and just as good as australia! so don't be meanie poos" shit, then search australia and read about how proud we are to be poitically uncorrect we are, how we drink twice our own body weight in beer and how swearing is our language.
its better to be a quarter racist, than to all have the same boring views
its better to be a quarter racist, than to all have the same boring views
by Sammi likes to swear November 18, 2006
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by joeyMatthews June 28, 2010
Get the new zealand christmas mug.In 1914, (New Zealand) annexed German Samoa, jumping at the chance to be Imperialists. We then blockaded it while 'flu was prevalent, killing many inhabitants.
by Hachi-Control October 21, 2008
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Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?
Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?
Aussie: "U'm a kiwi, mite, frum New Zealand! There's that suxy sheep!
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"
by Proud Aussie Girl October 11, 2012
Get the New Zealand mug.involves 2guys and a girl and a dead kangeroo. one man must weigh 300lbs of nonmuscle. 64oz can of grape jelly and a feather.(peacocks) use ALL of the jelly as lube. the 300lb man sings the themesong from sound of music. the girl puts her head in the kangaroo's pocket. as both guys insert there dicks in her ass. with the feather between the dicks to create arrousment and she must bark like a seal.
by Zack Firgurski August 10, 2006
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