Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

Put your grandma in the pipe. by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day 

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy 

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009

your great granpap is wrapped 

Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your granpap a trap combined.

1: ur mom gay
2: Your daddy lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: ur granpap a trap
1: your great granpap is wrapped
2: *is completely erased from existence*

your great granpap is wrapped by Me_Boi May 15, 2018

Not your typical Granddaddy 

That guy is fit and hip. He is not your typical Granddaddy.

He is a GILF!! He is not your typical Granddaddy!!

Not your typical Granddaddy by Gifted Special One November 22, 2021

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Shut your face, grandma

A song by Señora Lanza.

Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say

Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma

Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma

Shut your face, grandma by asthomasa May 1, 2020