Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!

Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.

Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Your mums my dog

Your mum my dog

The biggest way to shut someone down.
"Bruv, your mums my dog. Gunna take her for a walk later"

by dog tits December 19, 2018

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it

Luka

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it, my name is luka

by Fanypack April 03, 2017

bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by April 23, 2023

Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.

"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."

by Meme_buddha October 13, 2019

Your dog like log

Something you say when something you say when Insulting another man’s dog

Your dog like log

by The real 100% legend 27 March 14, 2018

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021