Yolanda
She's not funny at all a complete hobo her friend's HATE her and use her to copy off her work and she's ugly but be carful she's Hispanic she might cuss you out.
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Yolanda
The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.
Yolanda by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024
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YOLANDA
my bro, she's soooo cool dude. She can eat a cupcake in one bite, damn thats impressive. Bro shes got biceps for days, she my ripped homie. Sometimes, she can be confused with a man. But we SWEAR she's not!! Fake tan, we don't know her! Yolanda is always brown as! She is always at the beach cuddling sea snakes. Yolanda's feet transform me to lala land. Yolanda's teeth shine as bright as a dirt hole my grandma was burried in. Before her burial, grammy ma ma stole Yolanda's pants. I really wanted those pants!! She would often come to school in them and all the boys were crazy about her kneecaps. Those pants were her defining feature, in fact idk what she looks like, I just liked her knees! Sometimes when I'm hungry I wants her lil kneecaps as a snack. I know we already mentioned this, but Yolanda can eat everything. Yesterday, she ate my pet rat (my sister). She even ate the pants. She doesn't need to drink anything, she keeps all her body fluids in her kneecaps. In conclusion, Yolanda is a great, smart, intelligent, fatty.
Friend of Yolanda: Damn, did she eat your pants too?
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS
Fucking Yolanda
“ I can’t believe she attempted to sabotage my plans to move my mother into a nursing home. Fucking Yolanda.”
Fucking Yolanda by Rando135 October 17, 2025
Bye, Yolanda
Bye, Yolanda by naoohoo June 2, 2023