World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft is a game for those who fail at life. There is no other way to describe it right. The game is extremelly addicting and those who play it become zombie-like humans with no other purpose than to play it 24/7 without doing much of anything else. It also costs $15 a month. Brilliant move by Blizzard. The only people who are going to thumbs down this review are those addicted to World of Warcraft, and they know it to be true.

John recently got World of Warcraft. Man, he is excited! He can't wait to enter the world of "1337ness", and lose any hope of ever being in a serious relationship because of addiction to a video game.

by What? March 25, 2005

World of Warcraft

An unholy mass gathering of virgins everywhere.

Person 1: Hey dude, what's your virgin level.
Person 2: I'm virgin level 87.
Person 1: You should play World of Warcraft with me.

by #BrodoSwagginz January 3, 2013

World of Warcraft

The first computer game to ever have a rehab.

Normal person: "Hey Timmy, wanna play basketball?"

WoW Nerd (Timmy) : "NO! I'd rather sit in a room all day and do quests, then to ever go outside in the daylight and shoot a ball in a hoop!"

*normal person closes door*

Normal person: " Damn, that bitch needs to go World of Warcraft rehab."

Normal person 2: "Fuck yeah he does."

by Dont Play WoW July 18, 2009

World of Warcraft

A very expensive, overrated, overdone piece of $20.00 a month SHIT. It's very boring and it costs way too much.

I played World of Warcraft for 4 minutes and saw how low online games are sinking.

by 'n stuffs September 10, 2007

World of Warcraft

A waste of time, money, and soul. You will never succeed in life playing such filth.

I could have become a doctor, instead I played World of Warcraft

by PookieMan April 19, 2006

World of Warcraft

Something that put Andrew Gower and his runescape franchise out of business. Right now, the only people who don't have this game is because of their cost-conscious parents who can't afford to buy a brand new fucking supercomputer so that it is SOMEHOW even close to being possible to play the damn game without minute-long frame freezes. Also discerning parents who think that their children are too young to view the humongous amounts of Night Elf, Human, Orc, Tauren, Kobold, Pig, Martian, and Jew cleavage and scanty clothing put into the game, which is probably the major factor in its immense popularity over the average 20, virgin, pimpled, jobless, and lifeless average "adult" computer gamer.

A great game. As a matter of fact it's so great that I'm going to kill myself so that in my next life I will be reincarnated as Tyrande's tampon.

by Veerwhil February 20, 2005

World of Warcraft

A game that shitloads of people play, occasionally normal people play this game, you wouldnt notice. But there is an enormous amount of players who troll and express themselves as superior to others, they spend their whole life playing the game trying to complete every quest and beat every other player. These people have social problems so they retreat to an alternative world where they can try to be better. There are also hypocrites who say world of warcraft is gay and lame but then they decide to play the game---> Fucken Ironic cunts. Majority of WoW players, you couldnt care less about what they do, its the faggot hardcore ones who think they are cool that pisses me off

WoW Player: Oh my gosh like you are the biggest noob Rogue ever, level 5 dagger of Udrun, thats a shit artifact you noob, and you have the worst mount that cant even fly hahaha, please you are below me, im am too pro.
Random Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NERD TROLL

Guy getting bullied goes home and logs onto WoW and starts trolling people releasing his anger

WoW player 1: I play World of Warcraft
Friend: ok, cool
WoW player 2: please, i bet you are noob
WoW player 1: shut the fuck up you faggot

by TEhTreatzu January 5, 2011