Elijah Woods

the misspronounciation of the actor who plays Frodo in the Lord of the Rings trillogy.
Correct: see Elijah Wood

Jan: "did u see Elijah Woods??? hes stoopid"
Jolly: "its ELIJAH WOOD you dim witt"

by TrixiePixie September 24, 2005

woodser

A popular Greek date function or mixer event. Typically involves a bonfire, kegs, and live music. It will usually be held on a farm, a large field, or a clearing in the woods.

Attire may consist of boots, cowboy hats, camo, or any other fratty attire.

I took my sorostitute girlfriend on the Phi Kappa Tau Woodser!

by Fratdaddy99 January 11, 2009

woods porn

A porno magazine that is tucked away in the woods for the next generation of horny teenagers to find. It is known that the members of metal bands Shadows Fall and From Autumn To Ashes are great supporters of this. It's also a fact that the internet is ruining woods porn.

Person 1: OMG, I FOUND THIS PENTHOUSE MAG IN THE WOODS DUDE!

Person 2: *gets naked*

Person 1: Yes, woods porn is the best!!!

by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008

thornhill woods

a place full of wanna be gina girls who enjoy pretending to be cool.

Bob: lets go to thornhill woods
Paul: no.

by IAmMrKKKK May 7, 2011

chevy woods

Wiz khalifas right hand man. check out red cup music and pilot talk. both dope mixtapes

guy1-yo you see that new taylor gang video
guy2-yea chevy woods killed it, he def the next rapper to blow from the burgh

by Mr. blow it by the O April 27, 2011

Its Woodstock

The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"

ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room

Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.

ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof

Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)

ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!

You: why?!

Bum: because its Woodstock!

You: its 2011!

Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!

*Can be used on any question*

by JAB Team February 23, 2011

Woodside

A very open female, from both ends; often bisexual

1: Hey did you do Woodside last night?
2: Yea, so did my best friend the night after.

by Dixon Betweener Legs August 25, 2010