Wookie 

Here is the real definition of a wookie. It's when a chick is sucking you up, you bust in her mouth then say bitch do the wookie, and she gargles your cum and makes the sound of chewbacca.

Damn, that bitch can wookie like no other

Wookie by Paul April 5, 2005

Wookie 

A technophile who hangs out on enthusiast forums, usually devoted to game consoles, home theater systems, or mobile phones. Like the Star Wars creature, they are hairy, bellow in an unintelligible language and beat their chests at the sky when companies displease them.

Wookies spend their daylight hours writing angry letters to PR firms. At night, they write negative reviews on ePinions and TripAdvisor. On weekends, they gather with their WoW clan and whinge on the Facebook wall of companies they hate.

A Wookie's most vicious form of attack is the phrase "I'll never buy your product again as long as I live".

IT Slave: "Legal sent takedown notices on a couple of modders and now a pack of Wookies are trying to DDoS us."

PR Slave: "Fuck 'em".

Wookie by RazrBack March 11, 2011

Wookie 

Wookie the most smokin dude you'll ever find, prefers Korean chicks, but occasionally a Western Chicken will do too.

He is just fabulous, words can barely describe it, but his soft smooth lips, when they touch a pearl of water and blossom in the morning sun, show his softness and passion.

His beuatiful, heart will always shine over Waldenbuch.

Svenja: I just went to Waldenbuch yesterday and saw this smokin hot dude eating some Rittersport chocolate. The cold chocolate was melting on his warm lips, and then he shouted Svenja I love you. Wookie will always be in my heart.

Paula: Really? Cause at this Festival he came up to me we made out, he was just the most amazing dude you will ever find, make sure you keep him close.

Wookie by Wookiechan December 17, 2013

wookie 

one who demonstrates low quality of life with no intention for improved quality of life and is of canadian, or american aboriginal ancestray

"hey look at that poor wookie hes riding a stolen bicycle"
"god damn wookies"
"hey wookie...shut up"

wookie by wookie July 24, 2008

Wookie 

(WOOK-E)
Any container that has to open ends (bottle, tube, toilet paper roll)that is stuffed with drier sheets. You blow into the wookie when smoking marijuana to help cover the smell.

"Dude that was a huge hit. YOu better use the wookie so the RA doesnt smell the cron." John said to Bill.

Wookie by Xander Ru'sell June 19, 2007

Wookie 

Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"

Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star wars

Wookie by Matt March 3, 2005

Wookie 

A fucking common misspelling of the word Wookiee, which is the name of a fictional species in Star Wars.

Han: It's not wise to upset a Wookie.
Chewbacca: <Fuck you, bitch! That's the last time!> *rips Han's arms off*

Wookie by IrateNerd November 2, 2009