by 1FreshCat May 04, 2010
When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.
by workerofsocial November 27, 2015
A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.
"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."
by ORLYGAYNLLOL July 29, 2008
Person 1: Omg do you have any Vaseline??
Me: Are we talking about petroleum jelly or the person irina is in love with??
Me: Are we talking about petroleum jelly or the person irina is in love with??
by ittsmalaika June 03, 2021
A solution for your other chapped lips
by Morgasm Gillesbian July 04, 2016
When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.
Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?
by babypiratesnapchat2 June 24, 2023
Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024