Dirty Windshield

A sexual act where one person wraps his/her head in saran wrap and watches as the asshole opens and closes from another person who is crapping on thier face.

Guy 1- "I heard Tommy really loved it when Janice gave him a DIRTY WINDSHIELD"
Guy 2- "I heard that also..."
Guy 1- "Could you give me a DIRTY WINDSHIELD?"
Guy 2- " Oh but of course!"

by PA Control January 12, 2011

South Carolina Windshield

The act of picking up a girl at a Walmart, taking her home to have sex with her, and when you are about to cum, you pull out, put a plastic Walmart bag (must be from a Walmart) over her face, and ejaculate onto the bag that is now covering her face.

Person A: Dude, I picked up a girl at Walmart last night.

Person B: Oh, nice! Did you give her a South Carolina Windshield?

Person A: Yup! Luckily I had a Walmart bag lying around at my house to put over her head to cum on.

Person B: Good, cause everyone knows that without a Walmart bag, it's not a South Carolina Windshield.

Person A: Yeah, that's a necessity for a proper South Carolina Windshield

by SleevesAreFascistPropaganda September 19, 2018

Frosty Windshield

the act of ejaculating on a female's eye glasses, thus covering them in semen, giving them an appearance similar to a car's windshield on a cold morning.

See that librarian looking chick over there with the glasses? I'd like to give her a frosty windshield.

by C Mos December 22, 2008

idaho windshield wiper

Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out

Philipson: So did you give her the idaho windshield wiper?
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.

by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016

Texas Windshield

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.

"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

squeeky windshield

after you eat out a girl, an the pussy is dry, you do her hard! and it makes a squeek squeek noice of the hard dick rubbing the raw vigina walls.

keenan: hey jakob heard you gave brian a squeeky windshield last night?

jakob: hell yea that pussy was squeeky clean!!

by bigkeekee<3bigjake June 2, 2009

The Windshield Wiper

One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.

Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?

by FatD July 21, 2009