Weasel

A fuzzy penis that looks like a weasel.

Someone pet Norman's weasel!

by Spanky McSpankers January 9, 2008

Weasel

A small furry animals, by definition the size of a horses' erect penis.

She pet it because she thought it was a weasel, but then realized it was a horses erect penis.

by yyachub1 September 27, 2010

Weasel

Someone that refuses to do as they are told

Saph is a weasel

by XD-Cause December 2, 2019

weasel

the mons veneris, or pubic mound

from Wicked Weasel bikinis, famous because of what their micro bikinis barely cover

She was mostly clean shaven except for a tiny tuft of hair on her fat little weasel.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

Weasel

A weasel is a young skinny white male age 14 to 21, often wearing skater type clothes including a hoodie. Sometimes they carry skateboards or drive tricked-out Hondas Civics.
Some carry wallets with long chains.

Look at those weasels with their skateboards in the parking lot.

by NAVYTOWNROGER June 17, 2010

Weasel

a small, annoying, person who dyes thier fringe blue and thinks thier clever! NOT! Also they think they're cool and good at everything.

Josh moran is a weasel

by Dave davisson February 20, 2008

weasel

The act of using a one hitter as a roach clip to hold the end of a roach.

Dude lets weasel that shit.

by Dr. Wez September 8, 2009