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Waterboarding

When a towel is placed over one’s face and a woman squats over them and urinates on the towel and face while one self gratifies. This simulates drowning and is often used in interrogations of terrorists. It is also used in a select few that choose this form of erotica as it takes autoerotic asphyxiation to the next level.
I hired a hooker in Vegas , we went to the hotel room , and with a wash cloth from the bathroom she commenced waterboarding while I jerked my meat. Room service walked in and promptly did an about face whilst gasping and gagging all in one motion.
by Dr Mantic Toboggan August 6, 2023
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Cinematic Waterboarding

When someone involuntarily subjects you to repeated watching of the same movie(s) to a point that can only be defined as torture.
As a young boy in the 80's, with two older sister, I was regularly subjected to cinematic waterboarding through Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, and Oxford Blues.
by Sweater216 May 28, 2023
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Verbal Waterboarding

When one verbally complains, corrects or simply makes a point over and over again. The verbal repetitiveness on the side of the receiver can feel like drowning. Especially after an apology or solution has been articulated.
After Terry offered a solution to the problem, Benny couldn’t stop complaining about the problem over and over again. She said it felt he was dumping buckets of words over her head, it was like verbal waterboarding. She added he has 2 ears and 1 mouth…he should use them proportionally.
by Buckets of Fun December 3, 2022
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Hawaiian Waterboarding

The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.
1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.
by M1rc4t March 12, 2024
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red waterboarding

when you stuff your mouth full of tissues or a washcloth or other absorbent object and your girl squats over you and menstruates into your filled mouth
Woah, Jackson told me that he and Kelly did some red waterboarding last night; he still has some red stains around his mouth
by MonsPusher2 February 7, 2019
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waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.
by floydtaylor September 25, 2023
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turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.
by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023
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