A bunch of homosexual rednecks who have huge man-titties and run around the ring in little spandex. It's the gayest "Sport" around today. Only retards and dickless pussy-ass cockshits watch this shit. WWE is THE GAYEST SPORT IN THE WORLD. IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING SPORT!! WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING?!! IT'S ALL JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS WITH TINY DICKS WHO RUB WATER ON THEIR NIPPLES ON LIVE TV, AND PRETEND TO FIGHT!! THEY CALL IT MANHANDLING for CHrist's Sake!! Yeah, they're tough alright. I bet you those little Asian nerd-kids who watch DRagonball Z can beat them up.
JR: And, uh, my husb- I mean wife left me-GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! BATISTA JUST HIT TRIPLE H wITH THE BATISTA BOMB!! AND HE HAS HIM DOWN!! 1, 2, 3!!!
WWE Fan: (Screams for Joy) Yes!! Batista won the World Title and beat Triple H's ASS!!
Japanimation Fan: Hey sup!! (punches him in the arm)
WWE Fan: (Sniffles) You- You Little Bitch!! (Runs to Bathroom)
Japanimation Fan: (....)
WWE Fan: (Screams for Joy) Yes!! Batista won the World Title and beat Triple H's ASS!!
Japanimation Fan: Hey sup!! (punches him in the arm)
WWE Fan: (Sniffles) You- You Little Bitch!! (Runs to Bathroom)
Japanimation Fan: (....)
by Jasonrulesall April 21, 2005
is the gayest thing ever made most people that play or watch WWE are under the age of 6 and the ones that play or watch WWE cant fight for there lives so thay try to act cool and spit water and jump in circles B4 they get in a fight but by the time they are done doing there homo dance in they have already been beat to the ground
yo did you see that fight to day that fat kid was hopping and waving his hand in front of his face and J.J just punched his hand and he broke his own nose he must watch to much WWE
by MAC J.J TO ZAY September 09, 2008
A soap opera for men that is fake but if u tell me it wont hurt to be sent through a table by a man 30 feet over you on a ladder (like hbk vs vince mcmahon at Wrestlemania 22)then u have somethin wrong with u
by Eric P August 15, 2006
do you still think its fake when a wrestler dies while his performing (owen hart) or when a move goes wrong and a wrestler has to only perform part time (stone cold, owen hart piledriver) or when a wrestler gets thrown off a cage (undertaker and mankind) yes some of the aspects are fake but the injuries and fatalities aren't what about brock lesnar's flip where he landed on his neck is that fake id like to see u idiots go up against a kurt angle or ric flair
by wrestlemania icon October 25, 2007
a sport in which the PAIN is real the REPRUCUSSIONS are real and the TRAINING is real. if you wana call the script fake i dont give a fuck
by 20grand November 02, 2007
MR X: WWE? Ain dat a redneck sport?
MR Y: Naw u thinkin of nascar, dass a redneck sport...no physical challenges wut so eva
MR Y: Naw u thinkin of nascar, dass a redneck sport...no physical challenges wut so eva
by Emerald June 27, 2005