Monkey Wrench

Fool, gullible person. See Tool.

Quit being such a monkey wrench, Vellius. Chris knew it was you the whole time, you shippler.

by MJK October 08, 2005

milk wrench

The product of onanism, solitary frotting, mono-genital agitation, crotch wobbling or spewm farming, once deposited into a pint of semi-skimmed milk.

"Argh! Don't drink that, it's a fucking Milk Wrench!"

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

Monkey Wrench

To sabotoge or disrupt.

George W. Bush's claim of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction threw a MONKEY WRENCH in Colin Powell's political aspirations.

by Mikail Bevale March 06, 2005

meat wrench

The female sex organ.

That meat wrench was so soggy it couldn't even get my nuts off.

Synonyms: snatch, axe-wound, twat, cunt, vag (vagina), slot, bearded clam, box, gash, pussy, muff, beaver, minge

by Matthewington March 25, 2008

A wrench in the system

A problem that makes a flawless plan or machine go wrong, as though one were throwing a wrench inbetween a perfectly set pair of gears.

We had the perfect plan for today, but when the homeless man slashed my van's tires, he threw a wrench in the system.

by C. Suba September 12, 2006

Knife-wrench

From Scrubs, a double-ended tool consisting of a knife and a wrench. Used by the Janitor to torment J.D. & Turk.

Janitor: "Knife-wrench! For kids."

by Bastard-coated Bastard March 11, 2009

hood wrench

to steal, to get fucked over, aweseom cool

dude i got hood wrenched

by alex mizzathews November 21, 2004