woodwarge

a true fine bus wanker who is a bit of a hot bum but got no girles for he got the ars crak of a duck overlord

hey look at that woodwarge what a bum fundler

by ligmwaaa July 7, 2021

Woodard

Woodard is a person who will mess you up if you don’t get something correct or do one problem that can be easily fixed, and can be so rude and annoying as well as apologize for doing something then do it again, but they have a sweet spot but it’s hard, very hard to get through the hard shell of them.

I hate people who act like woodards

Why am I such a Woodard

They are Woodards

by Aldairalexdam February 22, 2023

Woodware

This is a derogatory word for books, especially novels. The paper of books is made of wood and can burn like wood.

I always tell my wife that the books she reads are just woodware. Reading them is wasted time.

Ian McEwan said that many novels are just housewife gossip. I would say these books are woodware.

by ThePhysopher July 24, 2024

Scout Woodard

A person who has a distinct male private part structure as the head and may also be suffer from having a high voice and being very short.

Your such a Scout Woodard!

by TorruTaker February 25, 2013

The Woodard

This is the act of your wife, pegging you with a 12 inch black dildo. Then she pulls it out, walks around to your face and throat fucks you until you puke. Then she lets the cat eat the puke.

Honey, I think I wanna try something different tonight. I think I want “the Woodard. “

by Jim Glock June 14, 2023

Riley Woodarded

when you are being overtly and indirectly sexualized or made uncomfortable by an action that is justified by "creatives"

Is that the shrek snapchat filter macking on me ? Just got Riley Woodarded."

by eclectic_fart_69 April 11, 2024