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Creamy Wonka

to have anal sex and leave jizz inside the anus. Formed from anus>chocolate factory>willy wonka>wonka +creamy (jizz)
i gave her a creamy wonka
by NUMAisTheNAME February 4, 2012
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fazoodle your willy wonka

To jerk your penis in a ferocious way with a soft object like a hand that has been washed with lotion.
"Dude I heard Joey fazoodled his willy wonka yesterday, that was disgusting."

"Do you fazoodle your willy wonka at night?" Daniel Asked.
by Wildlink123 April 28, 2014
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wonka vision

To be hopped up on acid, mushrooms or any hallucinagens.

Charlie & the Chocolate Factory ref : To be electronically "'split up into millions of tiny pieces, go whizzing through the air down to a TV where one is all put together again in the right order, but unfortunately one ends up smaller on the other end, much smaller, just like a television picture.
*jimmy got wonka vision after taking 3 tabs of acid on friday night. he thought he was alice in wonderland until the wee hours of the morning.*
by robyn wild August 12, 2005
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Wonka Dip

Soaking one's balls in ice water, drying briefly, coating the balls in the chocolate syrup that hardens on ice-cream, and then tea-bagging someone. (also see Choco-taco)
Jane wanted sex and candy for our anniversary so I gave her a Wonka Dip.
by Meezy July 7, 2005
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Willy Wonka

When a 5 star Luxury hotel puts a candy bar up your butt and give you a reach around
I went to Las Vegas and stayed at the Palazzo and I got a Willy Wonka in my room from the room attendant
by ScottWhiteAhh December 1, 2016
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Willy Wonka

Look at Megan, looking all Willy Wonka-ish.
by Megan Clurry July 8, 2012
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wonkish

regarding someone who is hard-working, studious, or detail oriented; describing the characteristics of a wonk;
Hermione has a wonkish love of magic.
by Shtoonk August 15, 2007
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