wife

The woman that you trash talk when talking to one's mistress.

My wife is a complete bitch, that's why I went somewhere else.

by bigMFJoe February 15, 2006

Wife

Sandwich Maker

Wife go make me a sandwich

by WhiteCrackerofN199ers January 4, 2018

Wife

v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.

"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"

by BartelbyJones August 24, 2011

wife

(verb)
To make wifey or one's girlfriend

"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."

by Queens Finest aka Your Highness (pay homage) July 19, 2006

Wife

An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill

by Da shredder February 10, 2007

wife

A gay that is made to play the female part in a sexual relationship with another gay.
That is the wife always is the one who gets the pecker stuck in his ass.

Jack just made John his wife.

by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009

Wife

Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma

You know what the word wife stands for? Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma.

by ramborami December 30, 2016