going to wichita

iPhone's auto correct for rubbing one off. Even though Wichita is said to be a boring place, according to my iPhone, it isn't.

Before I head into work today, I am going to wichita.

by d.i.e. October 10, 2012

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Witchita Shocker

A reverse shocker
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one of todd n tyler's unspeakable sex acts

2 in the stink one in the pink

dude 1: you give her the ol' shocker
dude 2: Na man we tried the Witchita Shocker

by Mr. Plunkett April 9, 2008

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witchitaw

life place to contectionary disbelief. the in ability to spell.

i cant spell so i typed witchitaw

by queenegina January 30, 2007

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A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.

She asked for a witchita lineman, that's when I knew I found my soul mate.

by NunayoBidness August 11, 2017

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wichitae

High-pitched war cry of the Wichita of Kansas when unleashing their fury on unsuspecting cowboys and cowgirls.

Wichitae MotherFuckers!

by Cowpiles July 11, 2010

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Witchita Bookmark

A sexual position in which a woman on her period, using a tampon, is positioned on the bed in an L shape to represent the frame of a book. The tampon string hanging out between her legs represents the string often found on a bookmark.

Man: "Damn girl, you on your period."

Woman: "It's no thing, let's do a Witchita Bookmark"

Man: "......The fuck?"

by Sean McAwesome February 10, 2010

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