Bombs threats, juuling, and random fires. If you want to get out of class a lot then go to this school lol
by TheirPanda December 10, 2019
Get the West Allegheny High Schoolmug. West Florence High School gets its name from an old wooden warship used by the Confederacy during the Civil War. In the school's early days there were no walls. Classrooms within each pod cantained marijuana plants, allowing students to sleep in hammocks crafted from Richard Simmons back hair. This failed and walls were added later. The traffic getting to West Florence is anal clenching. During the early 1970's the school was ranked #1 in the nation for drug use. Principal "The Drunk" is plastered everyday before noon and can often be found grillin' patties on her George Foreman Grill in the mall area. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. Its overcrowdednessess has many students contemplating becoming crack whores. As freshman students attend classes dressed as different types of Pokémon. It is also advised that students wear blue shirts on Wednesday and yellow shirts on Friday; it is tradition after all. The school is located across the street from a Walmart. Good deals there if you have coupns.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Anthropology, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees. The Varsity football team is known to be "angrier than ten screaming midgets" after their upsetting 1-10 season. The school mascot is Sloth off the Goonies.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Anthropology, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees. The Varsity football team is known to be "angrier than ten screaming midgets" after their upsetting 1-10 season. The school mascot is Sloth off the Goonies.
Poncho: "Essay, why do you smell like shit?"
Hombre: "I go to West Florence High School essay."
Poncho: "... I still don't quite understand why you smell like mi madres bean dip essay."
Hombre: "I go to West Florence High School essay."
Poncho: "... I still don't quite understand why you smell like mi madres bean dip essay."
by Ѕςσŧŧγ Ρΐρρΐη December 2, 2009
Get the West Florence High Schoolmug. by Onlywhitegirl November 20, 2013
Get the west orange high schoolmug. A small school in the middle of Callahan, Florida known as the Warriors where drama, cliques, and popularity contests reign...
by jklmnopq October 26, 2009
Get the West Nassau High Schoolmug. by Bmwe30guy January 11, 2020
Get the West stokes high schoolmug. AKA: West Nasty; The most redneck school you will ever encounter. Also, located in the middle of an incredibly hick town: Callahan, Florida. Everybody knows everybody and you ain’t get away with nothin
Other schools: Who are we playing in football today?
Their coach: West Nassau High School, put your cowboy hats on boys
Their coach: West Nassau High School, put your cowboy hats on boys
by pancakesandbacon April 12, 2020
Get the West Nassau High Schoolmug. A high school in bumfuck nowhere Nebraska where the only foreign exchange student in the state can fuck the superintendents daughter. Instead of driving normal cars to school the students prefer to drive their alcoholic dads tractor. The school is trying to scrape the dip spit off the hallways. Most graduates grow up to be live at home kids.
Guy: yeah I'm a pretty big fucking deal(rips horseshoe of dip out of his deteriorated gums)
Girl: oh yeah, what do you do?
Guy: I went to west holt high school
Girl: I've always wanted a guy with a racecar bed in his parents house.
Girl: oh yeah, what do you do?
Guy: I went to west holt high school
Girl: I've always wanted a guy with a racecar bed in his parents house.
by Harvey handles June 11, 2016
Get the West holt high schoolmug.