Wahoo

What a cyclist buys when he/she finally decides that the best use for a Garmin is landfill

Little Johnny got a Wahoo for Christmas, and threw his collection of Garmin's in the village pond

by random_user_1234 July 24, 2018

wahoo-ass

One who consistently remains in the left lane while driving, with no visible intention of passing or doing anything else that requires being in the left lane.

Hey! is that guy planning on passing anybody?

Nah, he's a wahoo-ass.

by patg November 25, 2006

wa-ho

Sex act in which one person vomits on a males genatalia, and then the male (covered in vomit) proceeds to have anal intercourse with the vomiter.

Dude, last night your dad wa-ho'ed me. It was disgusting!

by JoshFag July 23, 2006

Michael J. Wahowski

n. A person who is caring, sweet and completely lovable. Funny, smart and totally sexxxy. The polar opposite of meh.

Michael J. Wahowski is one foxy nerdboy.

by Robi Drama August 28, 2010

Chief Wahoo

When you are Bang a girl from Behind who is the on rag you your index finger and middle fingers on both hand finger her in her bloddy snatch then paint her face with your bloody fingers

Last night I gave the this whore a Chief Wahoo.

by Paul Larkin June 17, 2006

wahoo

It's pronounced, "WAH-HOO".

It's used to refer your reaction towards attractive people.

She had the wahoos over Nick.

by KAWF October 9, 2008

Wahoo

1) that guy from sacramento that drinks like a fish, passes out at your house only to wake up and piss all over. when confrunted with questions of said "mystery" puddle a wahoo will respond with a flurry of cuss words and unreconizable words, the most common: "fuck you you fucking cunts fuck this shit fuck you fuck her and fuck this place im out." followed by leaveing not too gracefully and returning multple time never remembering why and if in fact he left at all.
2) that guy from sacramento tha besides the first definition you still call to go drink with cause truble with all the while shouting "yop yop your mom" to any and every one you pass.
3) that guy mentioned in the first two definitions.
4) the friend you snort spilled beer off dirty bar tables with.
5) the kind of friend who you his interupt a perfect moon with a finger to poop shoot, just for laughs.
6) that guy
7) bitchaferd moraless

8) the living canvas passed out with his shoes on coverd in sharpee

9) of the genius homo hippius fuckeredupus

you: wahoo you pissed on my couch
wahoo: "fuck you you fucking cunts fuck this shit fuck you fuck her and fuck this place im out."

by bitchaferdnamer April 8, 2010