vodka

A drink that Russians claim to have invented, but was actually invented by the Polish.

Russians take credit for everything, probably because they have memory loss from drinking way too much vodka.

by поляк September 5, 2015

vodka

A Drink made for men, but drank by retarded teens to look cool.

Dad: I think I'm going to drink some Vodka right now.
Son: Can I have some dad ?
Dad: Shut the fuck up son *beats son to the ground*.
Son: whyyyyyy!?!?!
Dad: You wouldn't appreciate it.

by jack o' langue August 4, 2006

VoDkA

Nickname of Dylan Klebold, one of the Columbine killers. Second to REB DoMiNe, or Eric Harris.

-Hey, REB.
-Yeah, VoDkA?
-This is fun!
-Kill as many motherfuckers as you can!

by GoDDess- December 26, 2011

vodka

Nail polish remover put into a fancy bottle.

The other day I drank some vodka.. it tasted like shit.

by Kathleen the green bean December 9, 2006

Vodkaing

When you're too drunk to type "I'm drinking vodka"

"Hey how's the party?"
"I'm vodkaing"
"Hell yeahhh! turn up!!!"

by Greysantomyisperfect June 27, 2015

vodka

a drink that burns so good, it makes you feel at home again.

“Wanna shove vodka down our throats tonight?”

“Hell yeah! Shits sweet! “

by totalasskicker69 September 10, 2021

vodka

russian water - evil stuff.

- noo more russian water!!!

by joe April 9, 2004