Don Vito

The act of having seizure symptoms and uncontrollable slurring of words due to hearing/witnessing something horribly unbelievable.

D. Teg: "Uly, all the Carl's Jrs closed down, they're out of business!"

Uly: (shaking Violently) "OOHHHHwhatsjdhANALWHOREsjdbFUCkkwhwqkjh"

D. Teg: "are you having a Fat Attack or a Don Vito moment?"

by D.Teg December 9, 2009

Don Vito

Where 1 is engaging in sexy time with a woman, just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates in his hand, then proceeds to slap the woman on the forhead whilst shouting 'YOHHHHHHHH!'

Man, i just don vito'd jess rotten, she'll be screaming for weeks! Yohhhhhh!

by YohHatton February 1, 2007

Burrito Vito

A Burrito Vito is a person who extremely dislikes Tacos.

Person 1: I am a proud Burrito Vito!

by doge2018# January 16, 2022

don vito

The "Godfather" Don Vito Corleone is the head of the Corleone Family in the first Godfather film, he is played by Marlon Brando, then in the second Godfather film he is played by a young Robert DeNiro.

Don Vito-"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"

by Pornicipus December 28, 2007

Dirty Vito

When you wrap your dick in a full pound of Arby's roast beef, slather on some bbq sauce, and let a thick momma chow down.

"She said she was starving..so I served her up a dirty vito."

by Vahana September 6, 2021

Vito Torpedo

When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.

Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!

Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023

zito vito

A savage ass real ass nigga.

Damn that nigga is zito Vito

by Zito Vito July 16, 2017