The act of having seizure symptoms and uncontrollable slurring of words due to hearing/witnessing something horribly unbelievable.
D. Teg: "Uly, all the Carl's Jrs closed down, they're out of business!"
Uly: (shaking Violently) "OOHHHHwhatsjdhANALWHOREsjdbFUCkkwhwqkjh"
D. Teg: "are you having a Fat Attack or a Don Vito moment?"
Uly: (shaking Violently) "OOHHHHwhatsjdhANALWHOREsjdbFUCkkwhwqkjh"
D. Teg: "are you having a Fat Attack or a Don Vito moment?"
by D.Teg December 10, 2009
Where 1 is engaging in sexy time with a woman, just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates in his hand, then proceeds to slap the woman on the forhead whilst shouting 'YOHHHHHHHH!'
by YohHatton January 27, 2007
by doge2018# January 16, 2022
The "Godfather" Don Vito Corleone is the head of the Corleone Family in the first Godfather film, he is played by Marlon Brando, then in the second Godfather film he is played by a young Robert DeNiro.
Don Vito-"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"
by Pornicipus November 29, 2007
When you wrap your dick in a full pound of Arby's roast beef, slather on some bbq sauce, and let a thick momma chow down.
by Vahana September 07, 2021
When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.
Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!
Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!
Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!
by WillyTheWankTank August 07, 2023