Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed

Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

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Veloce

Veloce is one of the best friends to have. They aren't just sweet, caring and beautiful. They are mean the world to most people close to them. People who have veloce as a friend, are luckiest people. Despite how shy and timid she is, that never stops her to be the best she can be.

Veloce is best person ever!!!

by Hdhsudujdjxjdudd2022 May 28, 2022

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telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.

example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."

by john.f'n.delTrueno February 27, 2011

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Velocity Endurance Racing

People who get SI'd all the time in TORA and will sometimes pull a win out of their ass at Homestead. Their leagues are generally hit or miss when it comes to attendance and quality, but hopefully they remove that BDF guy soon.

Person 1: "Velocity Endurance Racing had a good IMSA league"
Person 2: "Fuck GTs"
Person 1: "But you didn't show up to any of the races"
Person 2: "Exactly"

by toosexy4myshirt January 23, 2021

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