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velocitization

The condition where frequently driving at high speeds affects your overall sense of speed. You become permanently velocitized.
George is suffering from velocitization from his highway commute every morning.
by MH PV February 18, 2008
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Velocichong

A decedent of the velociraptor family, it closely resembles godzilla. The velocichong have ancient tribal rituals which involve drinking a specially brewed 'herbal' green-tea. Once consumed, it transports the velocichong over the dark side of the moon to candy mountain, where enya is heard and one must dance around with sparkers. The velocichong moisturizes regularly, and is very clean due to the little cleaning woman it stores in a hidden vortex chamber, located on it's back.
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Chad: I couldn't hand in my 750 word court report at 4:00pm because my velocichong ate it.

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Nat: I just met this velocichong claiming to be the godzilla of little asian lays. Absurd.
by nathurnal May 5, 2009
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velocicraptor

a specially designed toilet that allows one to both vomit and defecate at the same time.
after that night of drinking i needed a velocicraptor or i was going to make a mess of that bathroom

source: casey-boy's invention preston and steve show philadelphia
by djspork September 5, 2011
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Zombie Velociraptor

The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly velociraptor with an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh and mammoth farts.

The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)

The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.

He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.

*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
by Ninjaroxursox November 4, 2010
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velocilepsy

a twitchy dance move favored by alt and art-rock singers. tuck your arms in like a velociraptor or tyrannasaurus, roll your eyes back, hang your mouth open, and throw a seizure to keep yourself busy while lead guitar does their thing.
buddy: "man thom yorke's got velocilepsy eh?"
guy: "yeah i heard he caught it off that dude from the tragically hip"
by #three July 4, 2008
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Veloci-hooker

VEL - OS - E - hooker.

Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.

Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types

Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
by 5ronins December 8, 2009
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Velociserfdom

When a city encourages people to ride bikes to help control traffic problems, but instead of giving a tax break to people that buy bikes, they create public bike rental programs in the downtown core in order to leech even more money off of the populace.
Ralph: "Ever try those BIXI bikes in downtown Montreal, they are everywhere, and real cheap to use"

Jean-Claude: Are you nuts, the taxpayer is paying for these things whether they are used or not, it is real Velociserfdom man, we are all slaves to this BS!!"
by pmbear June 21, 2011
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