Vanessa

The perfect woman. Someone who will always be nice to you. You will want her to be your best friend, and if that does happen, you will fall in love with her. She has beautiful brown eyes, long, curly hair, and a perfect, white smile. Once you love her, it hurts to be apart. If you love something, set it free. If you set Vanessa free, you'll regret it.

Boy 1: Hey, I just hooked up with Vanessa!
Boy 2: Dude that's awesome, who's Vanessa?
Boy 1: You don't know who Vanessa is? She's the most beautiful girl you'll ever see. She has sparkling brown eyes, and you couldn't ask for more.
Boy 2: Bro I'm so jealous of you!

by Noah_Bear June 7, 2013

Vanessitis

Vanessitis

When a short Asian girl that acts like a blond, bites you and you begin having strange symptoms that may include.....Questioning your sexual orientation, making out with your hand, checking yourself out every five minutes, asking simple minded questions, develops sudden narcolepsy, talks about to much random things, starts to lose or have no common sense, saying "Huh" to everything, feeling lost and starts to bite other people.

Dude1: Omg dude do you see that guy he's so cute...wait what am I saying I'm not gay...or am I? *Looks at a mirror* OH DANM IM HOT!
Dude2: Are you okay bro?
Dude1: I'm not to sure...Hey what's my phone number...OMG I JUST REMEMBERED!
Dude2: Ummm...What?
Dude1: I have...wait i forgot...*Falls asleep*
Dude2: Yup he has Vanessitis...I told him to stay way from the Asians girls *SMH

by Hidaka_Yuki December 25, 2011

Vanessa hEeheEe

Vanessa is nice, shy, funny as heck, cool, smart, and so how AMAZINGLY, TERRIFIC, WONDERFULLY, CREATIVELY, TALENTED at art, it's like so neat, detailed, smooth, and effortful! And likes KPOP🤠😗but other than that Vanessa is a amazing, cheerful, sarcastic friend and really funny when you get to know her!😭💜

Yo mom: Vanessa hEeheEe is smexy like no other!

by YOMOMISMOMYO September 11, 2019

Vanessa

Jonathan Swift created the name, Vanessa, as a poetic title for Esther Vanhomrigh, a combination of her last name (Van) and her nickname (Hessy). The first use of Vanessa in print is a 1713 poem entitled "Cadenus and Vanessa," in which Vanessa is described as having all of the charms of Venus and Minerva (Pallas). Vanessa is therefore incredibly beautiful (though Pallas mistakes her for a boy), brilliant in mind, wise and virtuous, ignites desire in others, and is herself a flame. In the poem, she seduces her mentor, so teachers should beware Vanessas.

Contrary to popular belief, Vanessa is not Greek, nor Latin--it has been used to describe a species of butterfly, but does not itself mean butterfly in either of these languages.

"That scholars would forsake their books,

To study bright Vanessa's looks;

As she advanced, that womankind

Would by her model form their mind"

by swiftian April 16, 2015

Vanessa

Vanessa is a beautiful, friendly, and quite small person. She is very sensitive and cares a lot about other people. She hates drama but is always involved in it. Everyone wants to meet a Vanessa

Vanessa is a amazing person

by Emilylee October 10, 2017

Venessa

The clearly superior version to the typical spelling vAnessa.

A moderately common name for a female; pretty; hot; beautiful; perfect; cutest girl you'll ever see. Wonderful curves, awesome body, very hypersexual. Outgoing, Confident, Funny....

"Damn, That's so hot.... It's almost A Venessa."

by VintageV February 4, 2010

Vanessa

The girl who makes everyone laugh. She is beautiful on the inside and out. She is pretty, hot, perfect, cutest girl you'll ever see. This girl has slammin hips. The girl who's deticated and likes to dance and party. Mess with her and you'll regret it.

Damn look at her, that must be Vanessa.
That girl Vanessa is fine as hell!
That girl Vanessa has booty!
Vanessa is my bestfriend.

by _lmao February 12, 2015