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verty turdy

When you shit take a shit but the turd stands straight up. Short for “vertical turd”
I just shit out verty turdy and it was touching the rim of the bowl!
by turdburgaler69 June 14, 2023
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chicken turdis

A word of ranking how much you hate someone.
Chicken turdis-really nice person
Mama you bought me food so you are a chicken turdis.
by Unknown200511 June 21, 2017
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Rip a fat turdy.

To take a large drag from a vape and produce a large vape cloud.
Give me that elf bar I'll rip a fat turdy.
by ElfBar69 June 20, 2022
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turdy

A person who loves eating shit, talks about his turd randomly in conversations, how he had diarrhea this morning, etc.

No matter what, he would usually bring up this topic of turds in every single possible scenario.
Larry: So as I was saying, I think it's best if we invest on....
Garry: I shat my pants 20 minutes ago after eating tacobell before heading here, and my turd looked like a dildo shoved up my ass, and I was thinking on eating it, so that I can recycle nutrients

Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TURDY
by The_Senor July 12, 2023
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Turdy 8

A homemade blend of pee and poo to make a protein shake like consistency weapon to throw on people you hate. Let it sit for two hours then fire away!
I’m about to throw a Turdy 8 on this hoe
by Boobarry March 7, 2025
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TURDIS

TURDIS is an acronym for: Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space.
The public restroom looking like TARDIS appearing in Goat Simulator: Waste Of Space is named TURDIS
TURDIS

Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space
-goat simulator when turdis is found the first time
by UN|kn|OWN May 29, 2019
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