Turd Burglar

somebody who uses the end of their dick to fish out poo from another man's ass and then felching feces and semen out of the other man's anoose

"It looks as though you caught yourself quite a crunch up here Peter, this Turd Burglar may take a while . . . mind if I spit on it?

by Husker McNuggets September 22, 2009

turd burglar

One who burgals turds.

That turd burglar snuck into my bathroom and stole my turds!

by moonsorrows August 17, 2009

The Turd Burglar

to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay

Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!

by i'll fucking kill you December 6, 2006

Turd-Burglar

A person who 'burgles' your turds

Hey get off my turds mark you turd-burglar

by Ben Gordon February 11, 2006

Turd Burglar

To hang a shit and have it disappear straight through, never to be seen. It can be accomplished after not going to the toilet for an extended amount of time.

Dude where's my shit? I've been Turd Burglared again!

by Bellman Steve Muchow February 9, 2009

turd burglar

a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.

the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom

by turd burglar May 11, 2004

Turd Burglar

To sneak into someones house, and rob a turd they have left in the pan. Can often carry away the turd from the crime scene in the mouth for later use.

Person A: Omg somebodys in my house
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar

by Shed2005 February 24, 2008