turd burglar

a cunning brokeback mountaineer. a lifter of other gentlemens shirts. arse bandit. turd burglars sneak around at the dead of night, particularly in college dorms, etc, looking for drunken/incapacitated victims they can bottybash.

"what was Roger doing round the YMCA last night?"
"didn't you know, he's a turd burglar..."

by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

turd burglar

Jason Small is a turd burglar

Once Jason Small burgled my turds.

by Jack Auf April 1, 2005

Turd Burglar

somebody who uses the end of their dick to fish out poo from another man's ass and then felching feces and semen out of the other man's anoose

"It looks as though you caught yourself quite a crunch up here Peter, this Turd Burglar may take a while . . . mind if I spit on it?

by Husker McNuggets September 22, 2009

turd burglar

One who burgals turds.

That turd burglar snuck into my bathroom and stole my turds!

by moonsorrows August 17, 2009

Turd-burglar

A theif of fecal matter.The illusive turd-burglar lerks in the shadows of public events such as fireworks displays or sports events where the presence of the common porta-potty in wait of a suitable poo to be soldon the brown market. This is sometimes exported to japan for use in domestic japscat otherwise known as japscat domestic market JDM.

Usually the guywearing an orange but ussually brown coloured jumpsuit disguised as a porta potty attendantor arse wiper.
This is the Turd-burglar.

by nspsychlist March 31, 2009

The Turd Burglar

to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay

Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!

by i'll fucking kill you December 6, 2006

Turd-Burglar

A person who 'burgles' your turds

Hey get off my turds mark you turd-burglar

by Ben Gordon February 11, 2006