Trumpkin

The blumpkin but with the unfortunate addition of a wad full of Halloween hair.

My girl was giving me the best trumpkin... That all ended when she coughed up a fur ball of my mane.

by Saucyclam November 17, 2016

trumpkin

Russian hooker in platform boots urinates onto the chest and stomach of a person sitting on a gold toilet.

I went to Moscow for a very expensive trumpkin.

by Sawbux July 14, 2022

Trumpkin

A portmanteau of Trump and Bumpkin (an unsophisticated or socially awkward person from the countryside) used to indicate followers and supporters of Donald Trump.

My grandma still thinks the election was stolen. She's a total Trumpkin.

by Entropy X April 19, 2022

Trumpkin

The act of hiring Russian prostitutes to piss for you in a Presidential Suite.

Donald Trump paid some Russian whores to do a Trumpkin on the bed.

by Jim Halford January 10, 2017

Trumpkins

All the little Trump minions sucking his dick as he shits on America.

The Trumpkins are flooding the internet with lies and hate.

by Larry4 prez March 8, 2020

Trumpkins

Pieces of shit that follow Trump everywhere

Damn Trumpkins are stinking up the place.

by Fuzzybuzzzz February 21, 2020

Trumpkin

Noun. trumpkin (plural trumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.

Mike Pence? He's a Trumpkin!

by AndyKVA November 1, 2017