Trumpkins

All the little Trump minions sucking his dick as he shits on America.

The Trumpkins are flooding the internet with lies and hate.

by Larry4 prez March 8, 2020

Trumpkin

A candidate for political office who is an insane racist moron running for a job for which they’re completely unqualified. Sometimes, but not always, it will be a candidate endorsed by der orange führer himself.

"That guy running for state treasurer has filed for bankruptcy several times - he's a true trumpkin!"

by zhrona June 27, 2020

The Great Trumpkin

The orange ball of intolerance and hatred.

A xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, misogynistic, pedophilic, rapist who also happens to be a butthurt bunker bitch baby.

“Hey bro, we need to impeach The Great Trumpkin! Like, today!”

by ChcknPrmssion August 1, 2020

Trumpkin

When someone shits in your mouth while you are on the toilet it is called a Trumpkin.

Lara Trump’s mouth and asshole are the same size so she can give AND receive a mean Trumpkin.

by DonaldJMinipenis August 26, 2020

Trumpkin

When Donald J. Trump’s skin is so orange, that you mistaken him for a jack-o-lantern.

I thought I was watching a jack-o-lantern keep interrupting Joe Biden during the debate, then I realized it was just the Trumpkin.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved in the inage if Donald Trump.

Nice Trumpkin.

by towilmusic October 11, 2020

Trumpkin

A Trumpkin is simply a blumpkin, but on a golden toilet (like the one ex President Donald Trump supposedly owns) Bonus points if you powder your balls with Cheeto dust beforehand.

“The president elect celebrated his victory quietly in his home, receiving a victory Trumpkin”

by Chillosophy March 30, 2021