Trumpkin

The act of hiring Russian prostitutes to piss for you in a Presidential Suite.

Donald Trump paid some Russian whores to do a Trumpkin on the bed.

by Jim Halford January 10, 2017

Trumpkin

When Donald J. Trump’s skin is so orange, that you mistaken him for a jack-o-lantern.

I thought I was watching a jack-o-lantern keep interrupting Joe Biden during the debate, then I realized it was just the Trumpkin.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Trumpkins

All the little Trump minions sucking his dick as he shits on America.

The Trumpkins are flooding the internet with lies and hate.

by Larry4 prez March 8, 2020

Trumpkin

A Trumpkin is simply a blumpkin, but on a golden toilet (like the one ex President Donald Trump supposedly owns) Bonus points if you powder your balls with Cheeto dust beforehand.

“The president elect celebrated his victory quietly in his home, receiving a victory Trumpkin”

by Chillosophy March 30, 2021

Trumpkins

Pieces of shit that follow Trump everywhere

Damn Trumpkins are stinking up the place.

by Fuzzybuzzzz February 21, 2020

Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved in the inage if Donald Trump.

Nice Trumpkin.

by towilmusic October 11, 2020

Trumpkin

Noun. trumpkin (plural trumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.

Mike Pence? He's a Trumpkin!

by AndyKVA November 1, 2017