Totem Pole

When at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another's laps. Being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. Basically a vertical train.

Hey guys, lets watch wanted with no pant on... TOTEM POLE, I get to be bottom!

by Mitey Fulkron December 22, 2008

low on the totem pole

the last person in the chain of command, the person to do everybody else's scut work

-Dude, you're so low on the totem pole you take orders from interns
-Toushe

by ana von hindenburg October 29, 2010

totem

handheld, homemade sign at music festivals, used for good vibes and finding your friends
youtube.com/watch?v=vtYFY51LhqE&t=10m22s

loll umps waves you know the ones dirty ratchet at the clubb totem /watch?v=yRx4--Sfds4&t=4m31s

by notmyrealhandle July 8, 2018

TOTEM POLE

The act of pooping, where a single log of poop touches the bowl of the toilet while still attached to the anus.

Johnny was in the bathroom stall when all of a sudden he yelled out 'TOTEM POLE' after having accomplished the mega log from butt to bowl in 1 piece.

by Scott Munsie January 7, 2008

Totempole

The act of group suicide by stacking each other's heads on-top of eachother and shooting a single bullet through all participants heads going from the bottom up through the top

Did you hear about the 25 guys on the men's dungeons and dragons team that all totempoled themselves. What a tragedy.

by Irish-frenchman November 12, 2018

African Totem Pole

When multiple homosexual Negro males lie face up,and insert the penis below them into his asshole.Originated from San Francisco,where these towers are known to be stories high.The top male,known as the "Eagle Scout" is rewarded with a nice M-town Shit Tits for his bravery.The bottom male,known as the "boot",is rewared with a empty liquor bottle,filled with prime San Franciscan Teenage Buttcum.These activities are characterized by multiple hospitalizations due to chronic Pink Sock.No lubrication is used.

Stephen loves to be invited to a nice African Totem Pole,last time Stephen went he had a Pink Sock so bad he couldnt shit his Taco Bell right for weeks

by Easter Eggs July 17, 2007

Totem Poles

Totally or Total

'mate I am totem poles gunna shit myself if I eat anymore barley'

by beau.sinko July 10, 2009