covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public

What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.

by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020

Tinkle tickle

When you shove your finger down your peephole so far you start to pee blood and laugh at the same time because it starts to tickle.

“I really have the urge to tinkle tickle right now.”

by Monkey_man loves tinkle tickle December 22, 2020

Squirts and tinkles

Shits and giggles

Try it this way. "For squirts and tinkles"

by ol'ar February 17, 2010

Tinkle Dance

The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.

Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!

by x BILKO x September 30, 2016

Tinkle Tu

When you're peeing and you let out a fart.

"Oh no! I didn't fart baby! I tinkle tu'd"

by nopookerspls June 22, 2015

Tinkle Tavern

Slang word for 'bathroom'

"I got to take a piss. Where's the tinkle tavern?"

by ACEstrigon009 June 19, 2014

Tinkle Sprinkle

One of those small droplets that fly out of your stream of piss.

Don't forget to clean the left over tinkle sprinkle on the toliet.

by Jonny Teh Duck April 30, 2015