allyssa thornton

allyssa if u be reading this i dont like u anymore u a thotty for dating dini (not even he dont like u anymore)

allyssa thornton: omg we will be together forever
also allyssa thornton: eww you look like a deformed pterdactyl

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023

bama thornton

When you jack off to horse cocks and make memes of Tim walz cause J.D. Vance got caught fucking a couch

Hey man sorry I couldn’t hang last night I was up all night pulling a bama thornton maybe we can chill later this week.

by Alabama man 666 August 11, 2024

carter Michael thornton

Carter Michael thornton is a bitch ass nigga who sucks fat fucking chode for a living

Carter Michael thornton a bitch nigga

by Carter Michael thornton October 3, 2022

a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

Big Daddy Thorton

The holy worm on a string. Spouse to Big Mama Thorton and Lil' Baby Thorton. He glides like no other worm, and his string is oh, so smooth. The color of his fur is the sexiest shade of lime green, everyone should strive to be like him.

Look at Big Daddy Thorton, his tail looks so fine!

by WormOnAStringWorshiper March 16, 2021