The modern-day women in today's society have extremely high standards and expectations for men in the dating market. The Thirdteen Sixes evaluates men based on what they must have in order to have a chance at successfully dating one of them.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have theses 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have theses 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.
Jack, there are thirteen sixes now. It's only a matter of time before women add "Must be 6 feet under in 6 years" to their list to make it fifteen sixes.
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